Van Gogh soup throwers
Shower sunflowers
With gazpacho
And spatter
cultural artefacts
With consommé,
All for the
sake of political impact.
Lock up
these insolent pups!
Wipe the
additive laden orange liquid off
The picture
glass
Wipe art’s arse.
There, there
it’s all clean now,
Culture can
the safely consumed again
This culinary
gesture can be ignored
And gallery
goers can file around exhibits,
Feigning fascination
whilst secretly bored
But climate change
will go on and on,
Until it’s too
late
And shit-enhanced
Thames water soup
Floods into
the Tate.
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