RAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
I can’t stand it when people say RAFT,
It annoys an old FAAAAAART like me
To not use this word accurately
Describing a wooden assemblage that floats,
And is not a boat
But is also used to mean
An obscene metaphorical assemblage
Of bullshit political proposals.
Then there’s ROBUST
An annoying adjective applied
To many a spurious RAFT of lies.
It no longer means strong, healthy or fit
I’m really unsure of the significance of it
When it’s frequently emitted
By politician pundits, scribblers and babblers
Who keep on saying ROBUST
It’s like a maggot crawling from under a pie crust.
It’s almost as bad as UPTICK
It makes me sick
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
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