LONG LIVE THE SUICIDAL WEASEL

LONG LIVE THE SUICIDAL WEASEL

The weasel that bit through the cable

At the great hadron collider

And died, fried

Was a heroic guerrilla fighter

Trying to make the world righter

And stop humans playing

At being gods

Since we, being silly sods,

Full to the brim with

Vanity and insanity

Will wreck this planet

And make it unfit for all to live on

The weasel, the human or the gannet

Or orcas either,

Or even the beaver

If capitalism gets its way

We’re going to inhabit a huge ashtray.

So let’s raise our hand, our beaks, fins and paws

To the weasel who died, fried

For a noble cause.