If I was a shredder

If I was a shredder

Life would be better

I wouldn’t have to worry

About my diet

I’d just eat paper

And I’d just shit paper

And I wouldn’t have be

Very quiet

I’d just go NYAZZZZ

Every time I ate and shit paper

If I was a shredder

Life would be better

‘Cause NYAZZZZ

Is all I’d have to say.