Thank god or whatever, or whomsoever
Presides over
missing objects,
That I never said what I thought
I was going to say.
Now I know that I was wrong,
All along
The thing that I had thought was gone
Hadn’t gone at all.
It had concealed itself behind a door.
But in my confused brain
I thought it had been deliberately taken.
I believed that to be
The only possible explanation.
What a sad shambles,
Mentally I thrashed around as if
Caught in kraken’s tentacles,
Or as if I had fallen into a prickly patch
Of brambles.
Until I composed a cold polite speech
To address the whereabouts of
The thing that I had thought was gone.
But I never uttered
This mistaken accusation,
Because the gone thing reappeared
From where it had aways been.
So, I didn’t have to seem
To be more of a drooling fool than I usually do.