endless carp

 "|"And instead of this endless carping saying it's difficult to get them, we should be celebrating this phenomenal success of the British nation ..." j.rees-mogg

I am an endless carp

I live at the bottom of the pond

i neither know nor like nor understand

what goes on Beyond

I swim around in the mud

eating bugs and worms and scraps

I have on endless appetite

and magnificent shiny scales

I'll eat more and more and more and more

until I'm as big as a whale

 And, I know that I am endless

because I've never seen my tail