Monday, June 13, 2016

Because I am an owl.

Do not rub your wet body on me,
For I am not your towel;
I hang around at night and hoot in trees,
Because I am an owl.
Don’t do your carpentry with me.
As though I was a wooden peg
I see things that you do not,
And I am not a dowel;
I hang around at night and hoot in trees,
Because I am an owl.
I’m no kind of gardening implement
And I dream all day of eating mice
Which a trowel just cannot do,
Then I fly in the dark on silent wings
And occasionally hoot.
Furthermore, I’m not a sound made by a wolf or by a coyote
If you think I am, then you must have been
Consuming too much peyote
I am certainly not a howl
I hang around at night and hoot in trees,
Because I am an owl.
And I symbolise great wisdom
In my few spare moments
And fly away to sleep all day,
When the night is over.
I never make angry doggy noises
Since I am not a growl,
I hang around at night and hoot in trees,

Because I am an owl.