Saturday, February 15, 2014

Nose cream

Have I told you lately that you’re
Nose cream?

Your emollience
Stops my nasal itching

And your unctuousness
Stops my nostrils twitching.

I’m a happy, happy chap,
When I unscrew your cap
And stick your nozzle,
Up my nosehole.

You lubri…,
You lubri…,

You lubricate my nose.

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