TROUSER SHORTAGE: A RATIONAL SOLUTION

TROUSER SHORTAGE: A RATIONAL SOLUTION

I gotta deal with a real

Trouser Shortage here.

I gotta deal with a real

Trouser Shortage here.

Either my trousers have

Shrunk into shorts

Or my legs

Have grown in the night

Like giant bamboos

Fertilised by elephant dung

And they’re now too long

SO, I gotta deal with a real

Trouser Shortage here.

But, I know whatta do

Yes indeed, yes I do

I’m gonna get austere

To deal with the Trouser Shortage here.

Gonna cut my legs off

Gonna amputate them both

And then I’ll trust in future growth

That’s how I’ll deal with my

Trouser Shortage here.

YES

That’s how I’ll deal with my

Trouser Shortage here.