AN IMMODEST PROPOSAL
I’m cooking my supper
Of mutton mince
Raised holistically,
On the prince’s farm.
But I’d rather be
Cooking up some mince
For my tea
From the prince’s arm.
The Royal family
Are all well raised and kept
They have palaces to sleep in
And parks to run about in
They are not stressed
They are free range
Kept clean and pure
Far from their own manure
I’m sure they’ll be nutritious
And as one at least
Is an organic beast
I’m sure he’d taste delicious
So I cook my meat
And dream of the day
Which cannot be so far away
When prince mince is on my menu
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