Have I told you lately that you’re
Nose cream?
Your emollience
Stops my nasal itching
And your unctuousness
Stops my nostrils twitching.
I’m a happy, happy chap,
When I unscrew your cap
And stick your nozzle,
Up my nosehole.
You lubri…,
You lubri…,
You lubricate my nose.
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