feathered friends,

Sitting home alone,

Isolated, locked-down, shielded,

Your only human contact,

Via the computer or the phone.

Sitting home alone, nor knowing what to do,

But look out of your window,

So, let the birds come and comfort you.

Summon, the finches, the starlings, the sparrows.

Put out some bird seed and,

They’ll fly in like arrows.

Watch the blue tits and coal tits,

Hanging upside from feeders.

Even a few stale breadcrumbs

Will bring you feathered friends,

Strutting robins, hopping blackbirds,

Elegant doves and portly pigeons,

And even, rarer migrants,

Flying here from far off regions,

May come swooping in

To enliven your day,

And drop you some droppings,

Before they go away.

Yes, brighten your life,

With avian shitters.

And your steadily growing

Ornithological fascination

Will add lots of birdlime

To your situation.

So, keep it up and, you never know,

You could get guano,

All over your patio.

Dig

Dig, dig, dig for victory.

Dig, dig, dig for your sanity.

Conducting a suburban backyard excavation,

Is a deep, deep way to cope with isolation.

With each stroke of the hoe,

With each shovel of the shovel

I’m starting to build

My own escape tunnel.

I tell myself I’m digging to fill a raised bed,

Or to make a new pond;

But, I have profound reasons

For my mining operations,

As I delve beneath the surface

For the answer in the soil

I’ll disinter the truth

As the outcome of my toil

I will dig it all out, sooner or later,

Even if my garden

Becomes one vast crater.

Dig, dig, dig for victory.

Dig, dig, dig for your sanity.

Conducting a suburban backyard excavation,

Is a deep, deep way to cope with isolation.

So, if you’ve got a back yard,

Don’t sit inside and mope,

Or do virtual meetings,

Or do drink or dope,

Get digging and keep digging

It’s the only hope.

Dig, dig, dig for victory.

Dig, dig, dig for your sanity.

Conducting a suburban backyard excavation,

Is a deep, deep way to cope with isolation.

The birds of London are my friends,

The birds of London are my friends,

Or I like to imagine that that’s the case,

But, I do not warmly greet pavement pigeons,

For fear they won’t reciprocate.

Yet when I proceed antlike, along

The floors of cold canyon streets

a single seagull riding the wind

can lift my heart with its white wings.

Even a black crow against grey cloud,

above a bleak bus garage

is a spark of life, which makes me look up,

from the rubbish and puddles around my feet.

When I drag a bag home up a suburban hill,

Along street like millions more,

Magpies rattle and hop around

Rooftops and trees above my head.

Behind my house I pay small birds with food

Hung in feeders from my garden tree,

They fly in for the food that I provide

And I love to believe that they’re visiting me

But the tree is not really mine,

nor the garden where it chose to grow

I have a paper which says I own

But it’s mad to say that land  belongs to a man,

As mad as saying that birds are my friends

rubbish love

Do I love rubbish?

Or does  rubbish love me?

We attract each other mutually.

I sit at home and this what I see:

A small stone statue of a squid,

A street map of Ostend,

Two carpenter’s rules

A selection of stickers for long lost causes,

Harmonicas and parcel tape,

Manuals for programs that I never run,

Wires for computers that have long since gone,

A selection of DVD’s that I never watch,

A cardboard container for a bottle of scotch,

I was going to store something in it,

But I don’t know if I did,

So it sits on the shelf,

Until I replace it with something else,

Like a shoebox full of letters

Or a hat that doesn’t fit.

So perhaps I should move out

Taking all of this

And live with my love forever

On the street in a skip.

thick knees

Some people call me ‘thick knees’,

But, the middle joints of my long yellow legs

Are not excessively large, in my opinion.

My legs match my unblinking yellow eye

And compliment my camouflage plumage.

Some people call me ‘stone curlew’,

But I’m no sort of curlew at all.

I have no long curved beak

To probe mud for tiny crustaceans,

And I sing no plaintive song,

When I do aviation.

My call is like a hinge squeaking in the wind,

Or two rusty knives scraping together.

Few people ever see me

As I sit low among scrub and stones’

They have to seek me out

With high powered telescopes.

Then through a lens you can look at me

And I’ll look right back at you,

With my yellow unblinking eye.

Call me all the names you want

Even use Latin too,

I’ll just give you a yellow-eyed stare,

Because that’s what  I do.

pollarded plane trees

The pollarded plane trees of this street

extend shorn, branchless limbs.

In rows, these trees stand,

Like giant injured pleading hands,

Imploring for light and warmth,

Which is denied,

By the wet slate grey sky.

But from the top of one tree,

A red-breasted king sings.

So all may know, from the magnificence of his song,

That this is his domain,

Where all who hear,

Are subject to his reign.

Cock robin swells his breast and proclaims:

Winter will end.

Spring will come again.

cephalopod.dreams,

I mostly really like my dreams,

Though they can sometimes be

Fearful, surreal and odd

But,  I really want to know

What it’s like to dream

As a cephalopod.

Yes, my desire is to know

What it’s like to dream

Like an octopus, squid or cuttlefish

Which each have nine brains

And that is the reason why

I have this impossible wish.

Each tentacle of

These maritime beasts

Has one mind of its own

To direct its actions,

To process its emotions

To understand the world.

So one mind could dream of catching food?

Another of meeting a mate?

Another of dodging predators?

Another of having fun?

And another of learning from schools of mackerel

Beneath the light of a watery sun?

Would it be like changing

TV Channels with remote control,

If there’s a nightmare on one,

Just change to two

So calm can be restored?

Or is it a complete cacophony,

Fear, love, wonder, desire, despair

All together at once?

But my one brain’s all alone

In its own bone dome

Ruling a nervous domain

Imagining cephalopod dreaming

And worrying about catching trains