Greater Spotted Woodpeckers

 

Since my planet is burning,

I decide that I need to attract

Greater Spotted Woodpeckers

To my suburban garden.

I open a box of suet balls,

And it’s as if every suet ball stares up at me,

From many approximately circular fat white bodies.

Black seeds embedded in the suet

Appear to be eyes.

The suet balls look up and say nothing.

They have all embodied

An idea, that I, and thousands of others, 

Have used to categorise other people.

The suet balls gaze up and I see that

They are the proletariat, the infidels

Or middle England, or the saved.

An undifferentiated mass

They are not individuals

But an agglomeration,a collective or  a class

An idea in any theoretician’s mind.

They could be conscious,

But I’m not sure

And unless some magic Marxist spark ignites them

They will remain suet balls in themselves

Not suet balls for themselves

And hang together in wire cages

To be pecked to pieces by

Greater Spotted Woodpeckers.

 

Walk out to the bins

 I carefully carry them down the stairs,

The containers that contain the empty containers;

That might still hold some residue or DNA

Or be marked by smudged handprints.

I open the front door

Walk out to the bins

And put the containers inside.

I am as careful as a prince’s butler,

Or as his majesty’s personal protection officer

To ensure that no fragment slips out.

I wish to maintain the proprieties of this suburban street.

Also, I oppose climate change

And know that landfill can be dug up again

But once something is made into something else

There’s no going back.

Any evidence of any alleged wrongdoing, which never took place,

Is now a traffic cone.

THE GREEN ROOM (for Noel Lynch)

 THE GREEN ROOM

(for Noel Lynch)

 

This shop is so full of miscellaneous things,

Unassorted and assorted, that,

Its customers can barely enter,

And they must shuffle along,

Its narrow corridors sideways,

Canyoned in by incredible merchandise

Hung from all available walls,

And stacked ceiling-high.

 

An inventory of its stock would be

An epic in itself, including:

Desiccated dinosaur turds,

And Rubber hot water bottles,

Fashioned to resemble infamous politicians,

Giant butterflies in varnished collectors’ cases

Piles of football programmes,

Unique coins, and fossilised fish.

Texts in every language known on this planet,

Portraits of Macedonian aristocrats,

Necklaces fashioned from polished bones,

Texts in languages not known on this planet,

And several pairs of boots…,

 

And in one corner,

The shop’s owner presides,

Like a benign dragon in a second-hand suit.

A druid of the discarded,

A trading spider spinning a web of contacts,

Linking, deals, politics, culture and commerce

With invisible threads

Cemented by endless anecdotes,

Joining everyone together with shared humanity

Working to make all our worlds better.

Toenail

 The blades of the Podiatrist’s

Toenail clippers close,

Detaching a chunk of yellow keratin

From the extremity of the body

On which it growed.

The surface of the Podiatrist’s

Toenail file rasps,

Removing little bits of dryskin

And more particles of keratin.

The edge of the Podiatrist’s

Sharp scalpel slices slivers

Of dead calloused toeskin.

And all this detritus,

The yellow keratin chunks,

The bits of dryskin,

And the calloused toeskin

Will be incinerated.

As will the body which generated it.

Atoms from the incinerations will

Float and merge universally

With water, with gases, with air,

With plants and fungus,

With birds and beasts

With rivers and seas.

And one day

On some planet somewhere

It will again grow

A toenail.

A truely free lunch

 

It is not an admission that,

I would ever have knowingly made,

Unless the information could be used,

As part of a trade.

I never give away any part of myself,

To anyone else,

Without some sort of return,

Immediate or, long-term,

Because I am

An economic man

Every single situation involves.

Expenditure and exchange.

We don’t always know it.

But we are always constrained.

Yet I never stop seeking the loophole,

Looking for the edge

Which will give me my

Pie in the sky

So, one day at last

I can sit on a cloud and munch,

That heavenly thing,

A truely free lunch.

 

 

dream within The walls of institutions

 

I can only dream within

The walls of institutions

And these are not always

Walls of concrete, brick or steel,

But they have become

So built into me,

That they contain

Whatever I think and feel.

I always dream

Of fearing that I might

Break a rule

Or fail to carry out

An assigned task

And  I always break and fail,

Until  I wake

Then remember what it is

What I really have to fail to do

 

Life eats life, and that is the law

 

I love pouring olive oil

In and out of bottles,

Because it is liquid sunlight,

I love drinking red wine,

Because it is the blood of Christ,

I love eating black pudding,

Because it is the blood of the Pig.

I love eating the liver of the lamb that died for me,

Because it is bloody.

Life eats life, and that is the law

I eat cheese that is alive,

I drink beer that is alive,

And death will eat me,

Render me down

And feed me back to more life