I am a bearded vulture,
I wanted a crunchy meat pie,
I saw one crawling beneath
its shell,
Across the mountainside.
So, I swooped and grasped
that tortoise.
With my strong sharp claws
And carried it up and upwards,
Without the slightest pause.
I am a bearded vulture,
My eyes are as keen as blades,
So, I saw a round rock, far below,
Shining up out of the shade.
I am a bearded vulture,
I decided to loosen my grasp,
The tortoise descended,
With increasing speed
Smashed into that round rock fast.
I am a bearded vulture,
I killed a philosopher dead.
I am winged king of mountainsides,
I dropped a tortoise on his head.